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Get Rid of an Unwanted Erection

By YAS SER April 21, 2019

‎Tips

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#Whatever you do, don't get it more excited. Don't rub it against your hand or another object, don't picture someone who is evenly mildly attractive, and don't fixate on your uncomfortable situation. Your discomfort will go away soon if you complete all these steps.[[Image:Get Rid of an Unwanted Erection Step 10 Version 2.jpg|center]]
  
#Whatever you do, don't get it more excited. Don't rub it against your hand or another object, don't picture someone who is evenly mildly attractive, and don't fixate on your uncomfortable situation. Your discomfort will go away soon if you complete all these steps.[[Image:Get Rid of an Unwanted Erection Step 10 Version 2.jpg|center]]
   
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== Tips ==
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Go fuck yourself (literally) and be a man.... accept the bone
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*If you dress, be sure to have your penis is pointing upward if you put your underwear on.  In this position, your penis can harden and make longer, but will not fasten or pain so much as when it is in another position.
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* Divert your thoughts by focusing on something else. Erections are caused by sexual arousal, so you should stay away from thinking about anything sexually stimulating. Try doing a complicated math problem.
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* Put your legs together. Usually that will help.
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* The most efficient way is to either bite your tongue or any other subtle way to cause pain to yourself. The pain distracts you from focusing on the erection at hand.
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* Bend forward and hold your knees. Pretend there's something going wrong in your stomach. It works very well in crowded places. Be sure to bend down and imagine to tie your shoe laces. Keep acting with laces until your erection has lowered.
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* Flex your muscles. While this one can be a bit noticeable, it works when done correctly. It pumps blood to the flexed muscles, not your erection.
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* Wear loose or baggy boxers and clothing, not tight clothing or briefs.
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* Have a long shirt, coat, jacket or even sweater it will cover it.
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== Warnings ==
  
== Warnings ==


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