As the girl who introduced myself to my coworkers as an "astrology queer," I feel obligated to explain my obsession. Zodiac signs ...

The Best Vibrator For Each Zodiac Sign

As the girl who introduced myself to my coworkers as an "astrology queer," I feel obligated to explain my obsession. Zodiac signs aren't just for fun internet memes (although they are definitely good for that, too), they're flexible cosmic blueprints. Think of them as labeled boxes in the stars to help you figure out the different facets of your personality and what makes you tick. And nothing says "tick" quite like a vibrator. Like each Zodiac sign, vibrators cast a wide and varied net of qualities that cater to different needs (clitoral stimulation, G-spot, discreet — there's a vibrator out there for everything). In order to help you make your next divine purchase and tap into unlocking that next-level self-pleasure, we have scoured the web to find vibrators of all kinds to best fit your astrological sign. I'm pretty sure this is what the Babylonians imagined us doing with their calendar, right?

So whether you're a Leo who wants a powerful, rumbling motor, a dreamy Pisces with their head stuck in the clouds, or a Libra who just can't make up their damn mind about what they want (no shade, Libras, I am one of you!), we've got you covered. Ahead, shop the best vibrator for every Zodiac sign, as written in the stars.

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Crave Vesper


Aries (March 21-April 19)
Aries, the sign of adventure and impulse, is a perfect match for a sex toy that can be used on a whim. Nothing fits their penchant for mischief more than this discreet bullet disguised as a necklace. Perfect for on-the-go self-love, Aries will love the thrill of being able to use a sex toy in public without anyone else ever knowing.

Shop Babeland.

Crave Crave Vesper, $, available at Babeland

Magic Wand Mini


Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taurus — aka the Bull — is known for their stubbornness and unshakeable beliefs. Slow to accept any kind of change, they are best suited to a sex toy that is familiar and fits into their specific image of what a vibrator should be. And few things says "sex toy" more than the OG Magic Wand, which has been a best-seller since the late 1960s. Lauded for its powerful motor, this classic clitoral stimulator is perfect for the Taurus who is stuck in their ways. But even a stubborn Taurus will appreciate the upgraded mini version of the OG. It looks just like the famed original but it's smaller, lighter, and easier to handle.

Shop Babeland.

Magic Wand Magic Wand Mini, $, available at Babeland

Wild Flower Enby 2

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
How well do you know the Gemini in your life? Trick question. It's impossible to get to know every side of a Gemini. This multi-faceted sign can't be pinned down, wanting anything and everything. So, what's Gemini's perfect sex toy match? Meet the Enby 2, the queen of sex toy versatility. The uniquely-shaped stimulator is flat and flexible, so you can curl it up to stimulate all kinds of body parts (nipples, clit, vulva, anus) in all kinds of ways (palmed, ridden, inserted, shared with a friend!), making it the perfect fit for the Gemini who wants it all.

Shop Ella Paradis.

Wild Flower Enby 2 Highlights:, $, available at Ella Paradis

Better Love Tap Dancer


Cancer (June 21-July 22)
When you think "sex toy," you don't necessarily think immediately of ultra-sensitive and emotional Cancer. They're the sign that craves connection, so they might feel that self-love is much less preferred than being with a partner. But, if they're willing to experiment, I feel confident that Cancers will fall in love with the Tap Dancer from Better Love. This palm-sized vibe uses patented technology to simulate the feel of human touch that's so on-point it might as well be the real thing. And if not, there's always their own fingers as a backup plan.

Shop Ella Paradis.

Better Love Better Love Tap Dancer™, $, available at Ella Paradis

Love Hamma


Leo (July 23-August 22)
Though people initially associate Leos with pride, the Lion is also known for being the leader of the pack. Like all good leaders, Leos are drawn to strength and presence, and no sex toy makes more of an impression than the tool-shaped, thrusting Love Hamma (which even converted this tool-averse writer with its epic pounding). With two motors and over 21 functions, when it comes to power, this vibrator nails it.

Shop Amazon.

Love Hamma Love Hamma, $, available at Amazon

Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator


Virgo (August 23-September 22)
For the always-organized Virgo, everything has its time and place. And that includes sexual pleasure. So what turns on someone who loves a plan or a schedule? How about an alarm clock that doubles as a vibrator? This clock becomes a vibrator as the alarm goes off, so Virgos can enjoy having their regularly-scheduled orgasms at the same time every day. Talk about a perfect match.

Shop Amazon.

Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator, $, available at Amazon

Tracy's Dog OG Sucking Vibrator


Libra (September 23-October 22)
Nothing pleases a Libra quite like being completely balanced. The Venus-ruled sign is known for its love of harmony, so when faced with the question of internal versus external stimulation, Libras will benefit from a sex toy that can give them both. This sign will frequently waffle back and forth, weighing pros and cons indefinitely, so we're here to help Libra pull the trigger with a dual-stimulation vibrator from Tracy's Dog. The clitoral suction combined with the internal G-spot stimulation provides a blended orgasm that will leave Libra completely satisfied.

Shop Tracy's Dog.

Tracy's Dog OG Sucking Vibrator, $, available at tracy's dog

Unbound Shimmy


Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Scorpio has been rightfully pegged (yep, we went there) as the dark and sexy sign with a streak of obsessiveness that put them at the top of their game in just about, well, everything, especially sex. So when we thought about what kind of vibrator would match Scorpio's intense wild streak, only one came to mind: the Unbound Shimmy. This medium-sized vibrating anal plug is definitely not for beginners. Its wider girth is more suited to an experienced anal toy user, but the easy-to-maneuver ring handle allows Scorpio to master some new pleasurable angles. For an extra spicy night, pair the plug with Unbound's stimulating Jolt Gel, which will give a tingly boost of arousal anywhere you put it for an even more elevated play session.

Shop Unbound Babes.

Unbound Shimmy, $, available at Unbound

Maude Vibe


Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sag loves to live passionately, which is why they can sometimes give off a "too-cool-for-school" attitude. It's not that Sagittarius isn't friendly, it's just that they thrive most with an exclusive small circle where they can be totally in the know. That's why they'll definitely need a vibrator from a hip, cutting-edge brand like Maude. Maude's classic clitoral stimulator Vibe is so chic it looks like modern art, but with its easy-to-grip surface and low price point, it's totally accessible, so Sag will get an extra orgasmic thrill from recommending it to everyone they know.

Shop Maude.

Maude Vibe, $, available at Maude

Lelo Sona 2 Cruise


Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Ambition-obsessed Capricorn doesn't work harder, they work smarter to achieve success, which is why this "clitorally mindblowing" stimulator from Lelo is a natural fit. The best-selling Sona 2 Cruise operates by using cutting-edge sonic technology to stimulate your vulva both externally and internally while it learns (and adjusts to!) the pressure you best like. In fact, the Sona 2 Cruise is almost as ambitious as Capricorn, making them a match made in orgasmic heaven.

Shop LELO.

LELO SONA™ 2 Cruise, $, available at LELO

Cute Little Fuckers Purple Princette!


Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Like the air that rules this sign, Aquarius has a hard time being pinned down. Though they are as eclectic as they are varied, they tend to have one thing in common: short attention spans. So we think the only way to truly satisfy Aquariuses is to bring them a sex toy that is completely different and lives far away from the beaten path. Enter: a purple octopus vibrator from Cute Little Fuckers. Its unique shape offers a wide variety of sensations that are versatile enough to keep Aquarius's flitting attention piqued. Plus, when they're finished exploring, it's cute enough to sit on a shelf to be displayed.

Shop Cute Little Fuckers.

Cute Little Fuckers Purple Princette!, $, available at Cute Little Fuckers

Dame Aer


Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces is the ultimate dreamer. Living life with their head in the clouds is par for the course for this imaginative and creative sign. So there's no more fitting sex toy for Pisces than the Dame Aer, which one R29 writer claimed was akin to "getting oral from a cloud." Talk about fulfilling Pices' wet dream. Literally.

Shop Dame.

Dame Aer, $, available at Dame

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