Halloween is mere weeks away, and for anyone cohabiting with a pet, the temptation of getting them into the holiday spirit with plush, ridiculous get-ups is palpable. We would never condone forcing an animal to do something it didn't want to do, but for those lovable mushes who are game in the name of some peacocking around the neighborhood, snuggles, and a photo-op with their humans, now's the time to strike with the most ludicrous costumes you can find online from tried-and-true places like Chewy, Petco, Target, and more.
Read on to discover and shop all the well-intentioned horror and betrayal Halloween 2022 can be for your most-loved four-legged friend.
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LED Plush Hotdog Dog and Cat Costume
The hot dog costume is a classic for long-torsoed breeds like corgis and dachshunds — and it's easy to see why. However, the addition of LED lights (!) on the mustard squiggle (!) makes this costume a true standout from the pack.
Hyde & EEK! Boutique LED Plush Hotdog Dog and Cat Costume, $, available at Target
Dinosaur Dog & Cat Costume
Can you say rawr? This dino costume (complete with awkwardly short T-Rex arms) is perfect for any ferocious pup.
Bootique Dinosaur Dog & Cat Costume, $, available at Petco
Pet Wizard Costume with Glasses
We may still be waiting for our Hogwarts letter to arrive in the mail, but that doesn't mean your furry friend can't show some House pride this Halloween.
Impoosy Pet Dog Halloween Shirts Funny Wizard Costume, $, available at Amazon
Bee Full Guinea Pig Costume
Real bees: Scary. Your pet dressed as a bee: Adorable.
Frisco Bumble Guinea Pig Costume, One Size, $, available at Chewy
Modern Space Suit Dog and Cat Costume
Room for two more, Bezos, Branson, and Musk?
Hide & Eek! Modern Space Suit Dog and Cat Costume, $, available at Target
Sherlock Holmes Detective Cape Hat Pet Cat Dog
This smart getup? It's elementary, dear Watson.
Miyopet Sherlock Holmes Detective Cape Hat Pet Cat Dog, $, available at Etsy
Red Lobster Dog &Cat Costume
Bring in the dancing lobsters!
Frisco Red Lobster Dog & Cat Costume, $, available at Chewy
UPS Delivery Driver Dog & Cat Costume
The real question this Halloween: What can brown do for you? (And no, we haven't forgotten about you, United States Postal Service.)
California Costumes UPS Delivery Driver Dog & Cat Costume, $, available at Chewy
Target Delivery Dog and Cat Costume
For those who are card-carrying members of the #TargetHive, there's this costume that pays homage to our favorite big-box store.
Hyde & EEK! Boutique Target Delivery Dog and Cat Costume, $, available at Target
Pet Cat Bat Wings for Halloween
We only suspected that cats possess the ability to suck out our souls, but now? Welcome to the dark side.
Puoyis Pet Cat Bat Wings for Halloween, $, available at Amazon
Bread Cat Costume
For especially clothing-averse kitties, we suggest this simple collar piece to instantly become a walking meme.
Frisco Bread Cat Costume, $, available at Chewy
Banana Pet Costume
We love a Halloween costume rich in potassium.
Rubie's Banana Pet Costume, $, available at Amazon
Beetlejuice Pet Costume
If you say Beetlejuice three times I'll probably go hide under the couch.
Rubie's Beetlejuice Pet Costume, $, available at Amazon
Elvis The King Halloween Costume
There better be a bacon and peanut butter reward for this. (Also acceptable: Cuddles from Austin Butler.)
Just Add A Kid Just Add My Dog 6014 The King Dog Shirt White (S (4-10 lbs.)), $, available at Amazon
Pizza Slice Pet Costume
Pizza cat is not here for eye contact.
Trendy Halloween Pizza Slice Pet Costume, $, available at Trendy Halloween
Authentic Mexican Blanket Dog Poncho
Hand-sewn from hand-woven serape blankets straight from Guadalajara, Mexico with proceeds donated to Baja California Spay Neuter Foundation. The face says no, but the heart says, sí!
Baja Ponchos Authentic Mexican Blanket Dog Poncho, $, available at Etsy
Formal Dog & Cat Tuxedo
For pups who feel most dignified in formalwear.
Frisco Formal Dog & Cat Tuxedo, Black, $, available at Chewy
Hawaiian Breeze Camp Dog Shirt
For pups who prefer to hang loose during Halloween.
Casual Canine Hawaiian Breeze Camp Shirt Dog, $, available at Amazon
Bootique Caticorn Costume For Cats
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn.
Bootique Caticorn Costume for Cats, Small/Medium, $, available at Petco
Snail Dog & Cat Costume
Frisco Snail Dog & Cat Costume, $, available at Chewy
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