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#*Fake a variety of common cold symptoms, such as a sore throat, dry cough, and runny nose.
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#*Fake a variety of common cold symptoms, such as a sore throat, dry cough, and runny nose.
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#**Blow your nose constantly.<ref>http://www.fakesick.com/how-to-fake-the-flu/</ref>
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#**Blow your nose constantly.<ref>http://www.fakesick.com/how-to-fake-the-flu/</ref>
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#Fake a fever. Pretending to have a fever requires careful planning and constant vigilance. To fake proof of high temperature, you will need to expose a thermometer to something warm. Instead of relying on an obscure method, like holding it over a light bulb, simply place it against a warm beverage. As the thermometer rises, monitor it to ensure it does read over 103℉.<ref>http://www.fakesick.com/how-to-fake-a-fever/</ref>[[Image:Avoid Going to School Step 4 Version 3.jpg|center]]
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#Fake a fever. Pretending to have a fever requires careful planning and constant vigilance. To fake proof of high temperature, you will need to expose a thermometer to something warm. Instead of relying on an obscure method, like holding it over a light bulb, simply place it against a warm beverage. As the thermometer rises, monitor it to ensure it does read over 103℉.You could also swallow your snot to make your throat hurt. You're welcome. :)<ref>http://www.fakesick.com/how-to-fake-a-fever/</ref>[[Image:Avoid Going to School Step 4 Version 3.jpg|center]]
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#*Tell your parents that you felt feverish throughout the night and often woke up in a cold sweat.
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#*Tell your parents that you felt feverish throughout the night and often woke up in a cold sweat.
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===Finding Alternative Learning Programs===
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===Finding Alternative Learning Programs===
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